Food for thought
Today I talked to my close friend about something very disturbing in our lives. Though uncomfortable at first, we opened up later and talked about it at length. It made us feel better. However, this may be disturbing depending on your individual taste. So please read at your own discretion.
Al Grafiti:
Caesar says
IDETOTTILALLADISUVARILLANINAGEPOM
decipher this kannada poem by Caesar
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I:
Pom pom … pom pom
Do masatane chale zindagi banane
Bande sayane aur naam ke diwane
Bande sayane
Pom pom .. pom pom
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Al Grafiti:
tidli om pom pom.....we will merry and merry will we......
Bunji Kuraki of Yoklahoma police force........
===================
I:
Devil lived
In Malayalam it said
Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba
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Al Grafiti:
True and so the spartans were the first to start using formula 1 in their chariots. This led to global warming and
as a result, the atlanta olympics would not include dart boards on TV's during the games and 11.3 days after the
last medal was hung from the rusted nail in the Sequoia tree.
===================
I:
However Charlie Mason was a Geordie boy , among other things wine and women is what he enjoyed. Dixon on the other
hand , whom everyone had naively cut out for making bread was a gifted navigator of the Iroquois … Don’t shed a
tear at their fateful tale , you might raise the capes of Delaware…
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Al Grafiti:
precisement is the key when making judgements like these. For a patriot of a wrong country is as good as a traitor
to his own. Which means that all the six lane roads will not lead to Rome while 2 lanes would. This strange event
occurs once every 32 years which is the time taken for cobolt to convert to rubidium without affecting the price
of olive ridley turtles. So dudige yillare nilayamilla bidarerava nee......
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I:
The group of zealots that you so fondly refer to have had the brain flash of a dry battery with which they are
being charged now .Lest that should shock you the energizer bunny got 12 months for stealing a calendar. Steal
away is what I say … better than that stupid thing that rusts … what’s that you say my friend? ur brain ??
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Al Grafiti:
aha..the brain...what wonderous rain it brings....never ceases to work even when the coefficient of linear
expansion exceeds to a limit where the entropy of the corona becomes zero.. Such are the marvels of its
photoconductivity that Einstein had to borrow on it on his credit card.....and har har har..the best kept secret
is that he now thinks with the help of a white LED....whats your take on this you fiend...
===================
I:
Corona corona … such constant prodding will get you nowhere, the transit center is a stone throw from there. If
Unfortunation is a neighboring country, use a boulder in which case Colorado would be a nice place to visit at
Spring time which I ensure is a darling of Hisler, as the prophet pointed out.. so hail to him .. no shit
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Al Grafiti: Huh..colorado...do you think you can fool me into forgetting that potato chips no longer come in blue...it is all
in the pizza I tell you...when i can reach out and make clay pigeons for shooting, why would i be bothered about
boulders....after all when they enter the blood stream, the do turn grey...so the whole world is a stage and all
the components are staged in a package. Unfortunately this does not count as poetry as the graveyard is just
minutes away from disaster......let me see you stop it.....
===================
I:
Little Johnny Carson too had such dreams of making it as a flying trapeze … but he was too much of a square.. My
point being what makes you think the grave will be shallower than 6 feet, 7 less than a baker’s .Fill it up with
bad brea(d)th and your volume will be low ; your pitch high and dry – Rawalpindi will chuckle and bellow howzatt??
===================
Al Grafiti:
it is indeed a grave danger to see graves flying...cause when it rains cats and dogs, the water table will still
remain a table. As for little johnny, he will have to be content with being just a participant in thermo nuclear
compression because he is little. This would mean that the space-time continuum would still hold and the result of
folding time would mean that matter can funnel into and out of black holes....then all the length and breadth will
tend to zero and we can all draw circles using sqaure rules..
===================
I:
Shame on you for propounding such incredulous theories. Just because John Nash left his kid brother Ogden with an
ogre to chaperone , you cannot insinuate the non existence of ginger bread man. He my friend, is made of honor in
the tambourine lass’s wedding, ready to dissolve in a solution of Sodium Hydroxide even if it poses a Subi Samuel
problem.
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Al Grafiti:
Merci!!!What a fearful thought....why would thou set shame on me...of all the things that is the one with least
octane number. I would rather be doused with the blood of a millipede than that foul smelling rhododendron. For
the morlocks will kill me if they find out. After all these years of being a vegatarian, is this what I get for
having fun at la tomatina? Herr Zrinkoff will after all have the last laugh.....
===================
I:
It is not my finger pointed , but one among the twins. Not Thomson, but Thompson. Precisely, precisely. Reduced
to mere caricatures , pronounced silhouettes in a crime story , accosted by buxom ladies with fearful arias up
their sleeve. Let them live. Let them tap their sticks , tip their top hats , shine on us like crazy diamonds.
Then alone will calculus log a successful entry.
===================
Al Grafiti:
Thine eyes are like diamonds fair Eleanor my love, thine eyes are like diamonds fair Eleanor my dove. These are
not the logs from a succes story but scribblings on the great wall of China. This was the first words of love
proclaimed by Emporer Ming befor Flash Gordon transmogrified him into a Cicada whose only purpose in life was to
seek the Himbagaboo virus and attach it to the mail. This mail was precisely what cause the abacus to malfunction
leading to perestroika.
===================
I:
Tut tut .. thou have been miss – informed Mister. ‘Tis for me, that the bells tolls , making me richer than Gates
himself simply because he doesn’t collect any toll. As for Gordon, that Greedy Gecko was always bullish on China.
Once he ate rice and papadoms with me. He always believed they were for fat fathers. Poor thing what did he know
the power of desi curry.
At this point in time the negotiations simply fell through. The Feds had our conversation under tap. They were working under the domestic spying ( if you are a democrat) / terrorist monitoring(if you are a republican) program. They ceased our comps and detained us in a maximum security federal penetentiary. To be frank we are fearful for our lives right now.
Al Grafiti:
Caesar says
IDETOTTILALLADISUVARILLANINAGEPOM
decipher this kannada poem by Caesar
===================
I:
Pom pom … pom pom
Do masatane chale zindagi banane
Bande sayane aur naam ke diwane
Bande sayane
Pom pom .. pom pom
===================
Al Grafiti:
tidli om pom pom.....we will merry and merry will we......
Bunji Kuraki of Yoklahoma police force........
===================
I:
Devil lived
In Malayalam it said
Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba
===================
Al Grafiti:
True and so the spartans were the first to start using formula 1 in their chariots. This led to global warming and
as a result, the atlanta olympics would not include dart boards on TV's during the games and 11.3 days after the
last medal was hung from the rusted nail in the Sequoia tree.
===================
I:
However Charlie Mason was a Geordie boy , among other things wine and women is what he enjoyed. Dixon on the other
hand , whom everyone had naively cut out for making bread was a gifted navigator of the Iroquois … Don’t shed a
tear at their fateful tale , you might raise the capes of Delaware…
===================
Al Grafiti:
precisement is the key when making judgements like these. For a patriot of a wrong country is as good as a traitor
to his own. Which means that all the six lane roads will not lead to Rome while 2 lanes would. This strange event
occurs once every 32 years which is the time taken for cobolt to convert to rubidium without affecting the price
of olive ridley turtles. So dudige yillare nilayamilla bidarerava nee......
===================
I:
The group of zealots that you so fondly refer to have had the brain flash of a dry battery with which they are
being charged now .Lest that should shock you the energizer bunny got 12 months for stealing a calendar. Steal
away is what I say … better than that stupid thing that rusts … what’s that you say my friend? ur brain ??
===================
Al Grafiti:
aha..the brain...what wonderous rain it brings....never ceases to work even when the coefficient of linear
expansion exceeds to a limit where the entropy of the corona becomes zero.. Such are the marvels of its
photoconductivity that Einstein had to borrow on it on his credit card.....and har har har..the best kept secret
is that he now thinks with the help of a white LED....whats your take on this you fiend...
===================
I:
Corona corona … such constant prodding will get you nowhere, the transit center is a stone throw from there. If
Unfortunation is a neighboring country, use a boulder in which case Colorado would be a nice place to visit at
Spring time which I ensure is a darling of Hisler, as the prophet pointed out.. so hail to him .. no shit
===================
Al Grafiti: Huh..colorado...do you think you can fool me into forgetting that potato chips no longer come in blue...it is all
in the pizza I tell you...when i can reach out and make clay pigeons for shooting, why would i be bothered about
boulders....after all when they enter the blood stream, the do turn grey...so the whole world is a stage and all
the components are staged in a package. Unfortunately this does not count as poetry as the graveyard is just
minutes away from disaster......let me see you stop it.....
===================
I:
Little Johnny Carson too had such dreams of making it as a flying trapeze … but he was too much of a square.. My
point being what makes you think the grave will be shallower than 6 feet, 7 less than a baker’s .Fill it up with
bad brea(d)th and your volume will be low ; your pitch high and dry – Rawalpindi will chuckle and bellow howzatt??
===================
Al Grafiti:
it is indeed a grave danger to see graves flying...cause when it rains cats and dogs, the water table will still
remain a table. As for little johnny, he will have to be content with being just a participant in thermo nuclear
compression because he is little. This would mean that the space-time continuum would still hold and the result of
folding time would mean that matter can funnel into and out of black holes....then all the length and breadth will
tend to zero and we can all draw circles using sqaure rules..
===================
I:
Shame on you for propounding such incredulous theories. Just because John Nash left his kid brother Ogden with an
ogre to chaperone , you cannot insinuate the non existence of ginger bread man. He my friend, is made of honor in
the tambourine lass’s wedding, ready to dissolve in a solution of Sodium Hydroxide even if it poses a Subi Samuel
problem.
===================
Al Grafiti:
Merci!!!What a fearful thought....why would thou set shame on me...of all the things that is the one with least
octane number. I would rather be doused with the blood of a millipede than that foul smelling rhododendron. For
the morlocks will kill me if they find out. After all these years of being a vegatarian, is this what I get for
having fun at la tomatina? Herr Zrinkoff will after all have the last laugh.....
===================
I:
It is not my finger pointed , but one among the twins. Not Thomson, but Thompson. Precisely, precisely. Reduced
to mere caricatures , pronounced silhouettes in a crime story , accosted by buxom ladies with fearful arias up
their sleeve. Let them live. Let them tap their sticks , tip their top hats , shine on us like crazy diamonds.
Then alone will calculus log a successful entry.
===================
Al Grafiti:
Thine eyes are like diamonds fair Eleanor my love, thine eyes are like diamonds fair Eleanor my dove. These are
not the logs from a succes story but scribblings on the great wall of China. This was the first words of love
proclaimed by Emporer Ming befor Flash Gordon transmogrified him into a Cicada whose only purpose in life was to
seek the Himbagaboo virus and attach it to the mail. This mail was precisely what cause the abacus to malfunction
leading to perestroika.
===================
I:
Tut tut .. thou have been miss – informed Mister. ‘Tis for me, that the bells tolls , making me richer than Gates
himself simply because he doesn’t collect any toll. As for Gordon, that Greedy Gecko was always bullish on China.
Once he ate rice and papadoms with me. He always believed they were for fat fathers. Poor thing what did he know
the power of desi curry.
At this point in time the negotiations simply fell through. The Feds had our conversation under tap. They were working under the domestic spying ( if you are a democrat) / terrorist monitoring(if you are a republican) program. They ceased our comps and detained us in a maximum security federal penetentiary. To be frank we are fearful for our lives right now.
